|The new bed|
During the hottest summer in all recorded history in LA, I took to sleeping on the couch, under an open window, every night. My husband slept in the bedroom with the cat locked out and my son would stay (mostly) in his room, until about 6 AM, then he'd wander into the living room and say, "let's cuddle!" I love it that my boy still wants to cuddle with me and, to be honest, he's too big for me to carry back to bed anyway, so we developed the "cuddle" habit in the morning. We'd achieved a sort of sleep stasis.
|Liam may take forever to get to sleep, but he's always happy in the morning!|
A week ago, my husband announced that our old, rock-hard futon was finally, completely unsleepable.
|Liam lounging on the old futon|
Dollars down and delivery made, I washed the sheets and got ready to enjoy a really nice bed. I slept a solid 5 hours before being annoyed awake by the cat. I was satisfied. My hubby was not. He was uncomfortable. I offered to put the cotton mattress topper back on the bed (it was bought as a last-ditch effort for the futon's end-of-days).
Night two - Still great for me - and not so great for him. "I want to try sleeping in the studio tonight, on the air mattress with the topper," he declared. After two nights of no sleep, things were getting desperate. I left our bedroom door open. I was visited by the cat and my son during the night. My husband was NOT visited by a good night's sleep.
The next day, I went to Bed Bath & Beyond and bought a feather mattress topper. My husband is very happy with his new feather pillow - I thought that adding this plushness might take the edge off the mattress. This time, he went to bed early. I wandered in a couple of hours later. We left the air-mattress inflated in the studio, as a backup.
Liam tried to join us twice, but I still managed to finish a night in the bed. Around 5, I got up, fed the cat and waited for Liam to join me on the couch. That's when I noticed that the cat's paws smelled intensely of cat pee. That only happens when he's peed on some squishy surface. I ran to my son's room and was relieved to find it dry, then I remembered the air mattress. Sure enough, the thick comforter, sheet, cotten mattress topper and mattress itself were soaked with cat pee.
I doused everything in "Nature's Miracle," shoved the bedding into the washer, scrubbed and deflated the bed and took two Excedrin. My husband awoke. Well, I guess you can't awaken if you don't sleep. This time he announced that he had been too hot, as soon as I came to bed. He made his typical pot of strong-enough-to-walk-on-its-own coffee and I drank a cup - forgetting I had just taken two caffeine laced Excedrin.
I was now a jittery wreck. I decided to take a shower to relax. While at Bed Bath and Beyond, getting the feather bed, I'd bought a plush, new bathroom rug. I snuggled my feet into the mat, as I waited for the water to get hot. The rug was soaked. With pee. Cat pee.
The most autistic brain in the house, by far, belongs to our cat. New bed, new routine, new things - all were too much for Jake-Jake. And now they were nearly too much for me. The rug followed the mattress topper and bedding into the wash. After I dried the rug, I put it into a bag in the closet. In my mind, I said, "the day you die, cat, I am putting this thing back on the floor!" He's 14. Shouldn't be long now. . .
|A close-up of Jake, taken by Liam. He is actually a much-loved member of the family. No cats were harmed in the writing of this post.|
And Liam? He LOVES the new, big bed and while I was desperately trying to manage the a-pee-colypse, he learned several new skills on Minecraft, taught himself a new song on the piano and learned a new dance.